A surprising amount of news confusion comes from format, not facts. A reader sees a headline, a quote, a prediction, and a reaction in the same visual style — then remembers all four as equally confirmed.

The Load: facts need attribution

“The company announced a date” is different from “a retailer listed a date.” “A court ruled” is different from “a lawyer predicted how the court would rule.” Attribution tells the reader which kind of fact is being presented and where to check it.

The Spin: analysis should announce itself

Analysis is useful. It connects dots, explains incentives, compares history, and helps readers understand what could happen next. The problem starts when analysis borrows the certainty of straight news and stops signaling where interpretation begins.

Our original format uses recurring labels because they force that separation: The Load for the core facts, The Spin for context and interpretation, Stain Check for disputed or weak claims, and Next Rinse for what evidence or event could change the story next.

Stain Check: rumors need their own container

A rumor can be newsworthy without being true. If millions of people react to a fake screenshot, the reaction itself may matter. The clean way to cover that is to identify the rumor, explain its evidence problem, and avoid laundering it into a factual headline.

Simple test: if the sentence would become false when the words “according to” are removed, the attribution probably belongs in the sentence.

Next Rinse: uncertainty is not a failure

Readers are better served by “we do not know yet” than by a neat answer built on weak evidence. Good news products make uncertainty visible and update when that uncertainty changes.

The Source Check is a promise to show the seams: where the source ends, where our interpretation begins, and where the internet is still guessing.

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