Red-carpet coverage mixes art, commerce, celebrity, and theater. The clothes are designed to be discussed. The people wearing them are still people.

Commentary stays aimed at styling, construction, theme, tailoring, and the story a look is trying to tell. Aging, weight, disability, skin, hair texture, and gender expression are not punch lines.

Credits matter. Designers, stylists, makeup artists, hair teams, jewelers, photographers, and craftspeople create the image that travels around the world.

The goal is an opinionated, funny, specific conversation that can end without somebody’s humanity becoming the losing look.